monopoly go strategy, 1 am server crashes, and plastic hockey shirts

valuable lessons in strategy. that's what this random bot on a dead discuz board is telling me about monopoly go. my only strategy right now is trying to keep my eyes open because it is past 1 am on a friday and our e-commerce server is still actively destroying my mental health.

the dashboard just threw another 502 bad gateway error. my manager literally does not sleep. he just sent me another frantic slack message to shove all these morgan geekie canada iihf jerseys into the database because international stock is rotting in some warehouse. i hit save. crash. i write a fake paragraph about "advanced heat-retaining athletic fabric" and hit save again. fatal timeout. the screen goes completely white. morgan geekie. i don't even watch hockey anymore. i just sit in the dark writing absolute lies about 100% polyester. it's all plastic. i am dedicating my one wild and precious life to pushing synthetic plastic shirts into the digital void.

"a sports enthusiast who loves life." my old social media bio is literally mocking me at this point.

my right hand is actually still vibrating from pain. yesterday morning i had to take the public transit bus to drop off that massive 30-pound bag of dry kibble for the feral cat warriors colony. the cheap plastic handle on the bag sliced ​​a permanent purple dent into my palm. i can barely bend my thumb to hit the spacebar.

and today is officially day 24 without my car. july 10th. i dropped it off at carwrapprofessional on june 16th and now when i call the mechanic's number it just gives me dead air. my sedan was probably chopped for parts three weeks ago.

monopoly go strategy. whatever. i'm going to just lay my forehead on the keyboard and let the database lock me out.